Lyrics

Virtual Romantacy
©2007 Bob Ballard

Verse 1:
Found a girl on Match dot com
She’s so hot, she won’t last long
Sent a message late last night
Hope my email says it right

Chorus:
Lots of women waitin’ for me
In virtual romantacy
Match me up, my profile’s fine
Check me out and you’ll be mine

Verse 2:
I’m so excited, she answered me
She said to call at half past three
Her phone is ringin’, she’s not there
Another voice in satin underwear

Verse 3:
She called me back, I couldn’t speak
All my words were down too deep
Said she’d meet me at the mall
I couldn’t find her, she didn’t call

Chorus:

Bridge:
Whatever happened to those days
When love lived all around me
And friends were much easier to find
The girl I’m lookin’ for was right there on the corner
All I had to do was smile

Chorus: (Repeat)